News From the Muse, Strange but True February 12, 2012
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News From the Muse, Strange but True February 12, 2012

News from the Muse brings you more strange and bizarre stories from the news. In Minnesota a cat that froze into a puddle gets a second chance at life after being rescued. In Florida a judge has ordered a couple to dining and bowling after a domestic dispute. In Nevada a naked man is arrested for firing off a handgun into a nearby residence. In Phoenix a fight broke out at a funeral.
  • Frozen Kitty…. 

In Eagan, Minnesota there is a cat who has earned the name Ice. The poor little guy had lain down at the side of railroad tracks to sleep and during the night it snowed. Apparently the cat’s paws and tail froze into a puddle sometime during the night. Officer Todd Kirchgatter responded to a call about the frozen kitty. He took a crow bar and chipped the cat out of the ice. He then took the cat to a local animal hospital where a vet was able to raise the kitty’s temperature and saved the cat. 

  • I order you to bowl! 

In Florida Judge John Hurley has ordered a man charged with domestic violence to buy his wife flowers, take her to Red Lobster and then to a night out bowling. Joseph and Sonja Bray apparently had a fight after My Bray forgot to wish her a happy birthday. He shoved her against a couch and grabbed her neck. The judge apparently thought the scuffle was so minor that he ordered a night out and marriage counseling instead of a prison sentence. I want this judge the next time I do something as entirely stupid as to abuse my spouse!

  • Naked Gun 3 ½… 

In Pahrump, Nevada Todd Kitchner, after a night of drinking and carousing decided it would be a great idea to go out on his porch and fire off rounds from a handgun at his neighbor’s property. Not only was Kitchner loaded but he was also naked. The police were called to his property at7:20 in the morning at which time he was arrested, of course, and is facing numerous charges including child endangerment because the property he was shooting into had 6 people in it, including a child. This bare bonehead will now enjoy his time behind bars.

  • Funeral Fracas.

At a funeral for Moses Taylor in Phoenix, Arizona a fight apparently broke out when one man saw another man who had gotten into a fight with the decedent. All hell broke loose and a melee ensued that involved over 20 people. The police were called but apparently no one was arrested. Obviously emotions were running high. It’s sad that this incident happened at a church during a funeral for Taylor. Taylor was killed when he broke into an apartment and was struck in the head with an iron. He died from those injuries. The man who started the fight obviously felt that it was inappropriate for the man who started the fight weeks before with Taylor to be present at the funeral.

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